But seriously, if you’re that displeased with me as a person, and you manage to rise above the juvenile urge to send me anonymous hate mail on the internet, feel free to shoot me a text at any time. By addressing me directly you might get more accomplished.
Anonymous submitted: You're a shitty person.
Yeah, but I’m not. I’m really not.
And you would know that, if you knew me at all, or if you were a part of my life in any regard.
And if you aren’t someone who’s a part of my life, doesn’t that say more about you than it does about me?
Doesn’t that suggest that maybe it’s not ME who’s the shitty person?